Ted Nugent Sweats Nervously as Republicans Continue to Post #SaveTheChildren

Ted Nugent and Donald Trump shaking hands in the Oval Office of the White House.
Ted Nugent and Donald Trump. Via Facebook.

Content warning: references to paedophilia, grooming, statutory rape.

Please note that this article is satire. The jokes made are not made in good taste, and do not reflect personal opinions regarding sexual abuse.

Ted Nugent is a musician turned political figure and a close personal friend of United States…